Hank’s Amazing Adventures!!!

Part Two

Frank

“Frank?” Said Jill, “Where the F- are you?!”

“Right here, Jill.” Replied Frank, “I was just recalibrating the hover car.”

Frank was a decent man. He had plenty of friends and was very athletic. His hair was light brown and he had blue eyes. In comparison to Jill, Frank was a giant, standing at 6’5’’. Of course Jill was only 2’3’’. Also, Frank had acquired quite the collection of diplomas from the most prestigious schools. Jill was deemed mentally retarded. Frank had never seen his birth parents, knowing Jill his entire life, Jill was sadly the closest thing he had to a parent. As far back as Frank can remember he knew he was different.

Frank was sitting in his living room watching television. Frank liked the sci-fi channel; it helped remind him how much the human race can progress. He was watching the Twilight Zone, the one where the women goes for face surgery because she doesn’t look normal but when she takes off the bandages it turns out she was normal and everyone else was weird! Frank didn’t particularly like this one so when a commercial came on he didn’t hesitate leaving. Frank walked upstairs to the kitchen to grab a bite to eat and to maybe catch a glimpse of his hot neighbor, whose name Frank didn’t even know, even after living next to her for as long as he can remember. Today was Frank’s lucky day; it wasn’t long after he began eating before she came out to take her monkey for a walk. Frank chuckled as she attempted to keep it under control. He wondered what she would name the monkey. Probably a monkey name like “Monkey” or “Bobo”. Nah, a woman of her standards would probably call it something like “Mr. Bojangles”.

After a while Frank began to get hungry again so he went into the basement to grab a steak from the freezer. As Frank entered the basement he heard a heavy breathing sound. Frank flicked on all the lights and began a thorough search of the area. No success. Frank had not found the source and his hunger was getting worse. Then he saw it, it was that little monkey the woman owned.

“Ah, hell yes! If I return her monkey maybe I will be able to learn her name.” Thought Frank. Frank examined the monkey. It was wearing a funny black suit and was holding onto a toy laser gun. Frank thought it was a comfort item. Just as Frank was about to grab the monkey it latched onto his arm and attempted to bring Frank down. Of course, that was nearly impossible. Frank grabbed the monkey and it began screaming, but strangely Frank could understand it.

“What are you going to do to me?!” It screamed.