Hank’s Amazing Adventures!!!

Part One

Hank

It was 5 P.M. when Hank had last looked at the clock yet it was unusually dark for 5. Then Hank, not wanting to look embarrassed, continued to stare deeply straight ahead when he realized he must be blind-folded. He made silent sounds of excitement wondering where the strange unidentified man… Actually, it might be a woman… Was taking him. He made sure to keep the sounds of pleasure he was deriving from the whole experience so as not to alert the unidentified person that he was awake.

“Oh joy!” Hank thought, “Maybe we going to get ice cream!”

Little did Hank know that his little trip had been over for 30 minute now. 15 minutes earlier the unidentified person had extracted some blood from Hank as he was washing him.

“Son of a bitch!” Exclaimed Hank, “We’re not getting ice cream, are we?”

The unidentified person seemed not to hear Hank as he just went along with- with whatever it was he was dong.

Little did Hank know that he was about to witness the most spectacular thing ever to happen to earth. The unidentified person had just cloned Hank! Hank was then tossed in the trash.