Frank

“I’m just going to take you back to your owner.” Replied Frank.

“Fool! I am owned by nobody except my government! And my government sent me to assassinate you! Now, I, Mr. Bojangles will send you to your grave.”

“Mr. Bojangles? Damn I’m good; I wish I had someone to bet what your name was. Speaking of someone, what’s the name of your owner?”

“My owner is the United States of America!”

“No no no, I mean that woman I saw walking you this morning.”

“I, Mr. Bojangles, am uncertain as to her name, I think it had an “S” or something… What am I doing fraternizing with the enemy?! Prepare yourself!”

At this point Mr. B began to assault Frank with a laser gun.

“Whoa, boy!” Exclaimed Frank, “You have a gun, I don’t, why not just put that away and take me to your “owner” so I can find out why they want me dead.”

“Ummm… OK.” Mr. B said in a calmer tone.

Frank and Mr. B walked outside calmly, but still forcefully.

“Ho-lee-shit.” Frank said, “Where did all of these cars come from?! And why are they all black?”

Frank heard from far away, “He’s… Code alpha… Take him down!” All of a sudden he heard what sounded like an explosion but realized they had all fired at him at once… Frank screamed and then realized he was fine, they must have missed, he thought. Then Frank looked down and saw what had happened. Mr. B lost his life saving Frank’s. Frank vowed never to forget that monkey. Frank grabbed the monkey’s laser weapon and fired at anything that moved. The suited men didn’t know what was going on. It seemed as though they were being fired at from all sides, they were right. Large saucer shaped ships hovered directly above them, firing. Frank shot at these as well. Frank ran around shooting anything and everything until he came across what he decided must be his enemy, it’s lower body was completely torn off, Frank thought this may have been from the explosions of one of the vehicles.

“Kill… Me… Grandson…” It pleaded.

“Sure thing, scumbag!” Frank screamed.

Frank leaped from cover and shot at one of the bigger saucers. Success. It crashed down destroying everything, and sending Frank flying.